Bloody Flail - 'There are weapons banned in all the Northern Realms, for the wounds they deal are horrible beyond all imagining.'

Mastercrafted Spear - 'Hold that spear up, weakling! Not a single horse shall pass!'

Wyvern Scale Shield - 'Stronger than your average shield and far more stylish.'

Elven Blade - 'Elven blades are light, yet deal heavy wounds.'

Sihil - '"What's written on this blade? That a curse?" "No. An insult."'

Ornamental Sword - 'Looks impressive, but good for smearing butter and that's about it.'